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If you see any gifs or whatever they aren't mine, don't be fooled. Sidebar picture is mine. I'm Jamie and I'm your typical lesbian lover from another mother with boobs and a vagina, it's all necessary. Multi fandom/ personal/ whatever the fuck blog. I don't tag much of anything, sorry


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breatheonmyneck:

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ICANTBREATHE

1 week ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 174,371 notes

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

1 week ago on July 20th, 2014 | J | 248,836 notes
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wiseshots:

TLOS and SBL combine!

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 344 notes

kawaiiserket:

Today a boy actually told me that the fact that I date girls is a real turn-off for guys and that I will never find a boyfriend. He was being entirely serious and I don’t think I’ve ever laughed in someone’s face so hard.

1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 170,398 notes
1 week ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 2,428 notes
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deviantseer:

isaia:

samati:

skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

Watch this, yes even guys

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 291,507 notes
lifehackable:

More Health Hacks Here

lifehackable:

More Health Hacks Here

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 1,027 notes

HELP!!!!

I have a job interview tomorrow at Old Navy, and I was planning on wearing jeans and a nice t-shirt. My only problem is that it’s supposed to be SUPER hot tomorrow, and I’ll be walking/taking the bus.

My new outfit idea is: grey khaki shorts (knee-length) or dark jean-shorts (knee-length) and a pink 3/4 sleeve shirt with a boob pocket and buttons up the chest.

While my second option is more Old-Navy-esque, it may seem more unprofessional.

So my question is: is it more unprofessional to wear shorts to an interview or to show up sweaty and gross?

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 1 note
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clonesbians:

weloveshortvideos:

Guy’s Review of Right Guard Deodorant Ends Unexpectedly

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1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 170,567 notes

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 439,216 notes

spiritual-euphoria:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

HALLELUJAH

1 week ago on July 17th, 2014 | J | 236,984 notes
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oddbrad:

I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS I’VE EVER SEEN

2 weeks ago on July 16th, 2014 | J | 78,858 notes

salazhar:

Since the start of 2014 I have:

Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair.
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.

Been on a long car journey. 
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Received flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over someone.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Gone bowling.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours. 
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event. 
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.

Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair. 
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet. 
Thrown up.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-significant other.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.
2 weeks ago on July 13th, 2014 | J | 121,674 notes
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ediebrit:

this video saved my life

2 weeks ago on July 13th, 2014 | J | 127,203 notes

phoenixings:

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

3 weeks ago on July 10th, 2014 | J | 44,954 notes