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If you see any gifs or whatever they aren't mine, don't be fooled. Sidebar picture is mine. I'm Jamie and I'm your typical lesbian lover from another mother with boobs and a vagina, it's all necessary. Multi fandom/ personal/ whatever the fuck blog. I don't tag much of anything, sorry

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4 days ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 345 notes



I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

6 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 253,642 notes


that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

6 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 146,451 notes


Gotta love this town

6 days ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 9 notes


what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work



what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 155,786 notes
1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 60,511 notes

fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: jamie
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: riley
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? younger cousins
4. what was your first job? old navy SELLebrity 

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? nah
6. do you miss your ex? no.
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white
8. do people praise you for your looks? sometimes
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? red
10. how do you wear your makeup? thin eyeliner + mascara or eyeshadow
11. what are some of your nicknames? jay
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 1 technically
13. how many bathrooms? 1
15. do you have a car? no
16. do you work out every week? not really unless i work 
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? no
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? it’s like a one piece with a dress
21. do you like your eyes? yeah
22. do you think you are pretty? most of the time
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? my brother
24. how much money in your bank account? around $140
25. are you single? yes
26. do you want kids? maybe
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: black and white with a weird pattern
28. which celebrity do you think is hot? pentatonix.. all 5
29. last movie you saw in theaters: how to train your dragon 2
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? no
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? no
33. have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? no
34. what do you like to do in your spare time? i dont even know im always on my laptop
35. what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? my dad got me tickets to my favourite musical and i didnt even know it was touring
36. who was the last person you texted? my friend rebecca
37. how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you hadnone because i dont consider my technical first one to be my actual first one
38. how do you look right now? disgusting and sweaty
39. who/what first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? my friends

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 134,223 notes


iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 119,841 notes
w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 97,836 notes

bold what applies to you


  • i have blue hair and green eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue eyes
  • i have freckles
  • my eyebrow game is strong
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimples
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i have stretch / tattoo
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarfs
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have older brother
  • i’m from South America
  • i know how to swear in more then two languages
  • one of my parents is from another country
  • i have younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have siblings that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great in explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in future
  • i know more than 3.14 of Pi
  • i don’t go on extracurricular activity
  • i learn more than one language
  • i love math
  • i already have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go on college / i’m in college
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower
  • been told that i’m smart / pretty
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • scars
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • kissed a boy / a girl
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding secret about me
  • favorite character dying
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights
  • pain
  • kissing somebody
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping untill 12am
  • reading books online
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running
  • baking / cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 39,774 notes


The community in Ferguson is struggling to come up with the money to keep their kids fed, since school has been cancelled all this time, yet people have donated over $12,000 to the murderer who started all of this in the last 24 hours alone. Think about that. And then donate to the right cause.

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 50,666 notes
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"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 36,657 notes


Once you know all the lyrics to La Vie Boheme you know that shit for LIFE.

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 3,021 notes

Cooking Miles: BEARCAKES (x)

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 10,684 notes

Tear gas



Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.


1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 64,339 notes