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IS THERE A LIVESTREAM FOR CONAN TONIGHT B/C I DONT THINK I GET THAT CHANNEL
|Song: its exactly what it looks like.|
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nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
When your Bath & Body Works store tells you they have three wick Winter Candy Apple and Frosted Gingerbread candles so you drive all the way to Appleton and they only have 4 oz candles
I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?
Of course you have to drag it and be amazed
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
Ok dragging it is cool but open it on mobile its even better
Read Below please!
Lets help Pentatonix achieve something that’s never happened to them before…. help them get to 100,000,000 views on the Daft Punk music video! Spread the word to everyone you know to watch it!!!! DO IT! They’re so close, only 4mil more views from our goal!!!
REBLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD
Shoutout to oyaboo and the anon person that started our goal
have you ever considered that female celebrities claim not to be feminists/push a watered down version of feminism because it’s fucking unsafe for them to admit to anything else? emma watson gave the most watered down, man friendly speech on feminism i’ve ever seen in my life and men threatened to leak nudes of her and attack her so
there’s that thing like “your porn name is your favorite alcoholic drink plus your greatest fear” and like
screwdriver eye injury
please lord help what the fuck who let this happen to me my porn name should not be traumatic i’m gonna lay down this is cruel
honestly ignore that meme, ur porn name is count dickula
Hard cider abandonment would be a terrible porn name
Water Shark sounds sensual
"red wine academic failure" is so Hot
Margarita Ghosts sounds delightful tbh
I was straight once, turns out it was a phase
You what your dog?