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If you see any gifs or whatever they aren't mine, don't be fooled. Sidebar picture is mine. I'm Jamie and I'm your typical lesbian lover from another mother with boobs and a vagina, it's all necessary. Multi fandom/ personal/ whatever the fuck blog. I don't tag much of anything, sorry


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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 411,668 notes
2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 574,295 notes

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 78,894 notes

godlesssondheimite:

laura benanti and anna kendrick road trip movie but they’re not characters and it’s not scripted it’s literally just  laura benanti and anna kendrick on a road trip

2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 1,620 notes

myarmsareridiculous:

me when straight girls

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2 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 25,176 notes

usbdongle:

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

3 days ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 11,745 notes

theawesomeadventurer:

1 week ago on August 24th, 2014 | J | 390 notes

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

1 week ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 277,242 notes

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

1 week ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 150,430 notes

winterpeg:

Gotta love this town

1 week ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 9 notes
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 156,129 notes
1 week ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 61,866 notes

fill so your followers can get to know you

1. state your name: jamie
2. state the name that your parents almost named you: riley
3. which of your relatives do you get along with the most? younger cousins
4. what was your first job? old navy SELLebrity 

5. did anything embarrassing happen this week? nah
6. do you miss your ex? no.
7. white chocolate or dark chocolate? white
8. do people praise you for your looks? sometimes
9. what is your favorite color of clothing to wear? red
10. how do you wear your makeup? thin eyeliner + mascara or eyeshadow
11. what are some of your nicknames? jay
12. how many bedrooms are in your house? 1 technically
13. how many bathrooms? 1
15. do you have a car? no
16. do you work out every week? not really unless i work 
17. did you brush your teeth this morning? no
18. have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? no
19. have you ever sung in front of a crowd? yes
20. what kind of bathing suit do you wear? it’s like a one piece with a dress
21. do you like your eyes? yeah
22. do you think you are pretty? most of the time
23. who was the last person you talked to in person? my brother
24. how much money in your bank account? around $140
25. are you single? yes
26. do you want kids? maybe
27. tell me what your backpack looks like: black and white with a weird pattern
28. which celebrity do you think is hot? pentatonix.. all 5
29. last movie you saw in theaters: how to train your dragon 2
30. are you dating the same person you dated last year? no
31. has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? no
33. have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? no
34. what do you like to do in your spare time? i dont even know im always on my laptop
35. what’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? my dad got me tickets to my favourite musical and i didnt even know it was touring
36. who was the last person you texted? my friend rebecca
37. how many boyfriends/girlfriends have you hadnone because i dont consider my technical first one to be my actual first one
38. how do you look right now? disgusting and sweaty
39. who/what first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? my friends

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 135,077 notes

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 121,544 notes
w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
1 week ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 98,636 notes